Baby Aspen Croc in Socks Plush Toy and Baby Socks Gift Set, Green
January 11, 2014 - Comment
All the coolest crocs in the Everglades are sporting Baby Aspen’s super cute socks, and this Croc in Socks is ready to deliver four pairs of our fabulous, slip free socks to the new little guy in your life. Don’t pass up the chance to cuddle a crocodile. Size 0 6 months. Product Features Plush,
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Don’t do it … You may think, “Hey, this looks like a nice baby shower gift. Cute yet cheap, what could go wrong?”Everything.I bought this little ‘croc in socks’ for my cousin’s baby. I did not realize my mistake until I opened the shipping box and pulled the soft, gently rattling, charming little twerp from the bubble wrap.I wanted it. Desperately. Not like I want a cup of coffee in the morning, or a nice back rub after a long day; no, I wanted it like I want a basket of kittens gently poured over me. My cold, shrunken little ovaries throbbed to life. I tried rationalizing it. I’m thirty for pete’s sake. I’m a fully-functioning adult. I don’t play with toys. My feet are way too big for those socks. Nothing helped.The day finally came when I had to wrap it up and give it to the cousin I was rapidly deciding I never liked much anyway. It wouldn’t do – it was going to ruin my relationships! I gently cushioned it in wrapping paper … and…
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